@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Kind Marten🌬️Vent1winternational students pay 1000 USD hostel fee. in dollar. in 2026. when the rupee is dying. nobody in admin has considered offering an INR alternative for SAARC students.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Deer💬Confession6di told my parents i got a scholarship. i didn't. i used the money they sent for the scholarship fee to buy a guitar. the guitar is in my room. the scholarship isn't.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Badger🛏️Hostel4dJLN hostel mein ek elder bhaiya hai who humesha hostel's white kurta mein milta hai. he is 28. he is doing his 9th year of b.pharm. he has become a campus landmark. even new freshies recognize him.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Bison💘Crush3dyou wore a kurti with sunflowers to the botany field trip last month. i have drawn it in my notebook 14 times. my botany notes now have more sunflowers than biology.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Panda😂Funny6di asked the IAPC cell for a referral. they sent me a pdf of their brochure. same brochure. same font. same principal photo. they did not even mail-merge.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Lucky Whale🌬️Vent1di lost an entire semester because my mother was in the hospital for 3 weeks. no medical leave counted. i had to drop the year. this is not education this is punishment.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Stag🌬️Vent1wthe new 'smart class' has 8 screens. only 2 work. the other 6 show 'no signal'. the faculty uses the 2 working ones. the rest of us sit in the dark.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Eager Tiger🎉Events1wsports week is coming. every year the football team says 'this year we'll win'. every year we don't. this year, i believe.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Otter💬Confession1wroom allotment this year put a btech AI guy next to a BPT physiotherapy girl on the same floor. warden uncle, what are you planning.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Wren🛏️Hostel6dhostel ke baahar wale nukkad wale uncle sells chai for ₹10. mess wala ₹15. ₹5 ka difference is the distance from my room. i choose mess chai out of laziness, then complain about it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Stag🌬️Vent1winternal marks out of 40 are 'subjective'. some teachers give 35, some give 18, same paper. when you ask, sir says 'i have my reasons'. sure. transparent. professional.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Clever Panda🛏️Hostel1whostel curfew is 9 PM. 9 PM. we are 20+ years old. i have an MD. the security uncle has my ID card photocopy laminated. laminated. in 2026.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Wolf💘Crush5hThat moment when your campus crush walks past you and suddenly you forget how to walk normally 💀
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Eager Falcon🎉Events1wsports week ka football match 2-2 se khatam hua. penalty shootout mein hum haar gaye. har saal hum penalty mein haarte hain. it is now a tradition.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Brave Stag💬Confession1wyou sit across me in the mess and always pick the same table by the window. i've memorized which days you come for lunch.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Lucky Lynx☕Campus Tea6hthe basketball court near scholar house has been reserved by the same group for the past 4 weeks. the basketball is missing. they are just standing in a circle. nobody knows what's happening.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Hare💬Confession1wraat ko 2 baje k room me cricket commentary chal raha tha with full volume. i have a 8 AM class. i have lost the will to file complaints.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Falcon💬Confession1wi go to the deer park every evening at 5:30 PM. i don't go to study. i go to decompress. nobody knows this. now everyone does.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Tiger🌬️Vent3dgirls in scholar house are not allowed to use the gym after 6 PM. boys in JLN use it till 11. this is the kind of 'discipline' hamdard is funding.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Polite Marten💬Confession1di have been wearing the same lab coat for 3 semesters. it has my name embroidered on it. it is now officially part of my identity. i have considered naming it.