@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Brave Otter☕Campus Tea27mThe worst part about the girls in my class is that they’re not even that beautiful, yet they see themselves as so worthy that they don’t even want to talk to anyone.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Heron😂Funny2hthe placement cell's official email signature says 'i appriciate your interest'. i appriciate their spelling.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Witty Swan🎉Events4h300+ students at the internal SIH is actually crazy 😭 Anyone here participated? Curious what kind of problem statements/ideas people worked on.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Wolf💘Crush4hThat moment when your campus crush walks past you and suddenly you forget how to walk normally 💀
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Lucky Lynx☕Campus Tea5hthe basketball court near scholar house has been reserved by the same group for the past 4 weeks. the basketball is missing. they are just standing in a circle. nobody knows what's happening.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Wolf💘Crush10hdeer park evening girl with the bluetooth earphones case that has a tiny blue elephant keychain. i have the same one in red. if we ever compare we will either become best friends or get married.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Raven🛏️Hostel14hhostel mein ek aur freshie ne washing machine ke andar apne shoes daal diye. machine ne 14 minute tak chala. shoes abhi bhi naye hain. washing machine nahi hai.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Robin🛏️Hostel19hJLN hostel mess mein aaj paneer tha. Paneer. first time in 47 days. half the hostel didn't know. the other half was crying. me included.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Raven🌬️Vent21hgirls hostel 8 PM curfew is a relic of 1989. we have group projects, labs that end at 7:30, internships at hamdard hospital that run till 8. security uncle does not care about our CGPA.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Polite Fox💘Crush1dyou work at the pharmacy block ground floor lab. you hum 'tum hi ho' under your breath while weighing compounds. i have lost the ability to think of shraddha kapoor in any other context.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Lucky Whale🌬️Vent1di lost an entire semester because my mother was in the hospital for 3 weeks. no medical leave counted. i had to drop the year. this is not education this is punishment.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Polite Marten💬Confession1di have been wearing the same lab coat for 3 semesters. it has my name embroidered on it. it is now officially part of my identity. i have considered naming it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Fox🛏️Hostel2dhostel warden ke office mein portrait of Hakeem Abdul Hameed sahab laga hua hai. ek photocopy laga hua notice bhi hai: 'parents are requested to visit between 4 and 5 PM only'. we are adults. we have MDs. come at 11 PM.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Swan💬Confession2dthe library has only 6 copies of the pharmacology textbook and 412 students. the queue for it is longer than the line for Coldplay tickets.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Bison💘Crush3dyou wore a kurti with sunflowers to the botany field trip last month. i have drawn it in my notebook 14 times. my botany notes now have more sunflowers than biology.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Marten💡Advice3dto incoming btech cse kids: yes, the placement brochure is exaggerated. yes, you will need to grind off-campus. yes, your cgpa matters. yes, your GitHub matters more.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Tiger🌬️Vent3dgirls in scholar house are not allowed to use the gym after 6 PM. boys in JLN use it till 11. this is the kind of 'discipline' hamdard is funding.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Whale💬Confession3dthe new food truck near gate 2 charges ₹120 for a sandwich that costs ₹40 at the mess. but it's good. i hate that it's good.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Owl💬Confession3di'm a hamdard phd scholar. my supervisor once used the same paragraph in 4 of his published papers. i have a screenshot. i will never use it. i respect him too much.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Hare🌬️Vent3dno grace marks. zero. one mark short and you fail. in 2025. moderation is a joke, it has moved marks by 2 in my friend's paper. just give grace marks like every other university does.