@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Otter🎉Events5dfarewell party mein seniors ne har junior ke liye ek chit likha. meri chit mein likha tha 'tu bahut serious hai, thoda haste reh'. i am trying. main serious nahi hota.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Hare🌬️Vent1wragging isn't called ragging here. it's 'senior interaction'. 2nd year seniors decide which freshies get to sit on the mess bench. this is not an 'interaction' this is feudalism.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Kind Marten🌬️Vent1winternational students pay 1000 USD hostel fee. in dollar. in 2026. when the rupee is dying. nobody in admin has considered offering an INR alternative for SAARC students.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Stag🌬️Vent1winternal marks out of 40 are 'subjective'. some teachers give 35, some give 18, same paper. when you ask, sir says 'i have my reasons'. sure. transparent. professional.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Fox🛏️Hostel2dhostel warden ke office mein portrait of Hakeem Abdul Hameed sahab laga hua hai. ek photocopy laga hua notice bhi hai: 'parents are requested to visit between 4 and 5 PM only'. we are adults. we have MDs. come at 11 PM.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Wolf💘Crush4hThat moment when your campus crush walks past you and suddenly you forget how to walk normally 💀
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Whale🌬️Vent6dwe have a placement cell, a research cell, an innovation cell. we don't have a single working printer. the print shop near gate 2 has the only working printer in south delhi and he knows it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Stag🌬️Vent1wthe new 'smart class' has 8 screens. only 2 work. the other 6 show 'no signal'. the faculty uses the 2 working ones. the rest of us sit in the dark.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Lucky Lynx☕Campus Tea5hthe basketball court near scholar house has been reserved by the same group for the past 4 weeks. the basketball is missing. they are just standing in a circle. nobody knows what's happening.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Badger🛏️Hostel4dJLN hostel mein ek elder bhaiya hai who humesha hostel's white kurta mein milta hai. he is 28. he is doing his 9th year of b.pharm. he has become a campus landmark. even new freshies recognize him.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Otter💬Confession1wroom allotment this year put a btech AI guy next to a BPT physiotherapy girl on the same floor. warden uncle, what are you planning.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Heron🛏️Hostel1wroom 312 of Ibn-e-Sina block. the ceiling fan sounds like a helicopter taking off. i've slept with earphones for 3 months straight.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Clever Panda🛏️Hostel1whostel curfew is 9 PM. 9 PM. we are 20+ years old. i have an MD. the security uncle has my ID card photocopy laminated. laminated. in 2026.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Eager Tiger🎉Events1wsports week is coming. every year the football team says 'this year we'll win'. every year we don't. this year, i believe.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Marten💡Advice3dto incoming btech cse kids: yes, the placement brochure is exaggerated. yes, you will need to grind off-campus. yes, your cgpa matters. yes, your GitHub matters more.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Brave Stag💬Confession1wyou sit across me in the mess and always pick the same table by the window. i've memorized which days you come for lunch.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Hare💬Confession1wraat ko 2 baje k room me cricket commentary chal raha tha with full volume. i have a 8 AM class. i have lost the will to file complaints.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Witty Swan🎉Events4h300+ students at the internal SIH is actually crazy 😭 Anyone here participated? Curious what kind of problem statements/ideas people worked on.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Wren🛏️Hostel6dhostel ke baahar wale nukkad wale uncle sells chai for ₹10. mess wala ₹15. ₹5 ka difference is the distance from my room. i choose mess chai out of laziness, then complain about it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Tiger💘Crush1wthe cycle stand near gate 1 has 240 cycles and only one with a star sticker on the back mudguard. it has been there for 11 months. i know.