@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Heron😂Funny1hthe placement cell's official email signature says 'i appriciate your interest'. i appriciate their spelling.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Lucky Lynx☕Campus Tea4hthe basketball court near scholar house has been reserved by the same group for the past 4 weeks. the basketball is missing. they are just standing in a circle. nobody knows what's happening.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Wolf💘Crush9hdeer park evening girl with the bluetooth earphones case that has a tiny blue elephant keychain. i have the same one in red. if we ever compare we will either become best friends or get married.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Robin🛏️Hostel18hJLN hostel mess mein aaj paneer tha. Paneer. first time in 47 days. half the hostel didn't know. the other half was crying. me included.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Raven🌬️Vent20hgirls hostel 8 PM curfew is a relic of 1989. we have group projects, labs that end at 7:30, internships at hamdard hospital that run till 8. security uncle does not care about our CGPA.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Raven🛏️Hostel13hhostel mein ek aur freshie ne washing machine ke andar apne shoes daal diye. machine ne 14 minute tak chala. shoes abhi bhi naye hain. washing machine nahi hai.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Lucky Whale🌬️Vent1di lost an entire semester because my mother was in the hospital for 3 weeks. no medical leave counted. i had to drop the year. this is not education this is punishment.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Polite Fox💘Crush1dyou work at the pharmacy block ground floor lab. you hum 'tum hi ho' under your breath while weighing compounds. i have lost the ability to think of shraddha kapoor in any other context.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Wren💼Placement1moplacement brochure photo taken 6 years ago is still being used on the website. half the people in it have graduated and left delhi.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Polite Marten💬Confession1di have been wearing the same lab coat for 3 semesters. it has my name embroidered on it. it is now officially part of my identity. i have considered naming it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Swan💬Confession2dthe library has only 6 copies of the pharmacology textbook and 412 students. the queue for it is longer than the line for Coldplay tickets.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Bison💘Crush3dyou wore a kurti with sunflowers to the botany field trip last month. i have drawn it in my notebook 14 times. my botany notes now have more sunflowers than biology.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Marten💡Advice3dto incoming btech cse kids: yes, the placement brochure is exaggerated. yes, you will need to grind off-campus. yes, your cgpa matters. yes, your GitHub matters more.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Whale💬Confession3dthe new food truck near gate 2 charges ₹120 for a sandwich that costs ₹40 at the mess. but it's good. i hate that it's good.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Clever Falcon💬Confession4mowent into the exam hall confident. came out and realised i wrote about aspirin in a question that asked about paracetamol. didn't realize until the metro home.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Owl💬Confession3di'm a hamdard phd scholar. my supervisor once used the same paragraph in 4 of his published papers. i have a screenshot. i will never use it. i respect him too much.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Fox🛏️Hostel2dhostel warden ke office mein portrait of Hakeem Abdul Hameed sahab laga hua hai. ek photocopy laga hua notice bhi hai: 'parents are requested to visit between 4 and 5 PM only'. we are adults. we have MDs. come at 11 PM.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Calm Wolf💬Confession4moannual exam timetable always clashes with the cricket world cup. every. single. year.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Badger🛏️Hostel4dJLN hostel mein ek elder bhaiya hai who humesha hostel's white kurta mein milta hai. he is 28. he is doing his 9th year of b.pharm. he has become a campus landmark. even new freshies recognize him.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Bison🌬️Vent5dopen elective seats: 30. students wanting to take it: 240. lottery system. i lost 3 semesters in a row. admin please add more sections. we're not asking for free electives.