@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Deer💬Confession6di told my parents i got a scholarship. i didn't. i used the money they sent for the scholarship fee to buy a guitar. the guitar is in my room. the scholarship isn't.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Badger🛏️Hostel4dJLN hostel mein ek elder bhaiya hai who humesha hostel's white kurta mein milta hai. he is 28. he is doing his 9th year of b.pharm. he has become a campus landmark. even new freshies recognize him.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Bison💘Crush3dyou wore a kurti with sunflowers to the botany field trip last month. i have drawn it in my notebook 14 times. my botany notes now have more sunflowers than biology.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Panda😂Funny6di asked the IAPC cell for a referral. they sent me a pdf of their brochure. same brochure. same font. same principal photo. they did not even mail-merge.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Lucky Whale🌬️Vent1di lost an entire semester because my mother was in the hospital for 3 weeks. no medical leave counted. i had to drop the year. this is not education this is punishment.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Wren🛏️Hostel6dhostel ke baahar wale nukkad wale uncle sells chai for ₹10. mess wala ₹15. ₹5 ka difference is the distance from my room. i choose mess chai out of laziness, then complain about it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Wolf💘Crush5hThat moment when your campus crush walks past you and suddenly you forget how to walk normally 💀
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Lucky Lynx☕Campus Tea6hthe basketball court near scholar house has been reserved by the same group for the past 4 weeks. the basketball is missing. they are just standing in a circle. nobody knows what's happening.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Tiger🌬️Vent3dgirls in scholar house are not allowed to use the gym after 6 PM. boys in JLN use it till 11. this is the kind of 'discipline' hamdard is funding.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Polite Marten💬Confession1di have been wearing the same lab coat for 3 semesters. it has my name embroidered on it. it is now officially part of my identity. i have considered naming it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Marten💡Advice3dto incoming btech cse kids: yes, the placement brochure is exaggerated. yes, you will need to grind off-campus. yes, your cgpa matters. yes, your GitHub matters more.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Eager Raven🛏️Hostel6dAMHR hostel gate entry register is on paper. paper. in 2026. the warden uncle writes my name in hindi even though i told him my name is in english.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Whale🌬️Vent6dwe have a placement cell, a research cell, an innovation cell. we don't have a single working printer. the print shop near gate 2 has the only working printer in south delhi and he knows it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Whale💬Confession3dthe new food truck near gate 2 charges ₹120 for a sandwich that costs ₹40 at the mess. but it's good. i hate that it's good.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Otter🎉Events5dfarewell party mein seniors ne har junior ke liye ek chit likha. meri chit mein likha tha 'tu bahut serious hai, thoda haste reh'. i am trying. main serious nahi hota.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Witty Swan🎉Events5h300+ students at the internal SIH is actually crazy 😭 Anyone here participated? Curious what kind of problem statements/ideas people worked on.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Bison🌬️Vent5dopen elective seats: 30. students wanting to take it: 240. lottery system. i lost 3 semesters in a row. admin please add more sections. we're not asking for free electives.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Wolf💘Crush11hdeer park evening girl with the bluetooth earphones case that has a tiny blue elephant keychain. i have the same one in red. if we ever compare we will either become best friends or get married.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Robin🛏️Hostel20hJLN hostel mess mein aaj paneer tha. Paneer. first time in 47 days. half the hostel didn't know. the other half was crying. me included.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Polite Fox💘Crush1dyou work at the pharmacy block ground floor lab. you hum 'tum hi ho' under your breath while weighing compounds. i have lost the ability to think of shraddha kapoor in any other context.