@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Fox🛏️Hostel2dhostel warden ke office mein portrait of Hakeem Abdul Hameed sahab laga hua hai. ek photocopy laga hua notice bhi hai: 'parents are requested to visit between 4 and 5 PM only'. we are adults. we have MDs. come at 11 PM.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Badger🛏️Hostel4dJLN hostel mein ek elder bhaiya hai who humesha hostel's white kurta mein milta hai. he is 28. he is doing his 9th year of b.pharm. he has become a campus landmark. even new freshies recognize him.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Heron🛏️Hostel1wroom 312 of Ibn-e-Sina block. the ceiling fan sounds like a helicopter taking off. i've slept with earphones for 3 months straight.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Clever Panda🛏️Hostel1whostel curfew is 9 PM. 9 PM. we are 20+ years old. i have an MD. the security uncle has my ID card photocopy laminated. laminated. in 2026.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Wren🛏️Hostel6dhostel ke baahar wale nukkad wale uncle sells chai for ₹10. mess wala ₹15. ₹5 ka difference is the distance from my room. i choose mess chai out of laziness, then complain about it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Curious Deer🛏️Hostel1whostel ke bahar wale bhaiya sells momos for ₹40 plate at 11 PM. he's a real one. tip him if you can.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Raven🛏️Hostel15hhostel mein ek aur freshie ne washing machine ke andar apne shoes daal diye. machine ne 14 minute tak chala. shoes abhi bhi naye hain. washing machine nahi hai.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Robin🛏️Hostel20hJLN hostel mess mein aaj paneer tha. Paneer. first time in 47 days. half the hostel didn't know. the other half was crying. me included.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Eager Raven🛏️Hostel6dAMHR hostel gate entry register is on paper. paper. in 2026. the warden uncle writes my name in hindi even though i told him my name is in english.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Polite Owl🛏️Hostel1whostel warden refused to sign my out-pass because i was 7 minutes late for the 7 PM deadline. the bus was at 7:02. i missed it. ₹220 rapido home.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Lynx🛏️Hostel2wmess food has been the same daal-rice for 11 days straight. someone in the mess committee please hear our prayers. i am begging on my knees.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Lynx🛏️Hostel2wAMHR hostel common room has one tube light working out of six. they put a chair under the broken ones 'so nobody falls'. sir, we are graduates, not toddlers.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Robin🛏️Hostel3whostel ke behind wali gully mein ek dog lives who only responds to 'bhai'. he has rejected 'shona', 'laltu', and 'commando' for 3 years. his standards are inspiring.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Tiger🛏️Hostel4wJLN hostel hot water geyser tripped at 6:47 AM today. i have a 9 AM viva. i am sitting in cold water contemplating my choices.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Eager Falcon🛏️Hostel6mohostel curfew is 9 PM during ramzan. i get it. but my lab ends at 8:30. i'm running from the biochem block every day like my life depends on it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Deer🛏️Hostel1mohostel water is cold for exactly 4 minutes a day between 6:42 and 6:46 AM. set your alarms accordingly.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Whale🛏️Hostel1mohostel warden walked in at 11:47 PM last night. i was on a video call with my mom. he made me end it because 'lights out at 11:30'. mom was mid-sentence.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Heron🛏️Hostel1momess bill this month was ₹3800. for daal rice and one egg. someone explain the math to me like i'm five.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Owl🛏️Hostel4whostel ke mess ka 'special egg sunday' is exactly the same as 'regular egg monday to saturday'. the special is that the egg is slightly bigger. marginally. by 3 grams.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Heron🛏️Hostel1mohostel wifi password was changed without notice last night. i have a research paper deadline at 11:59 PM. i am writing this from a rapido to a friend's place in tughlakabad.