@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Panda😂Funny1wi saw a peacock fight a crow near the HIL building. i missed my bus. i would do it again.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Heron😂Funny3hthe placement cell's official email signature says 'i appriciate your interest'. i appriciate their spelling.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Panda😂Funny6di asked the IAPC cell for a referral. they sent me a pdf of their brochure. same brochure. same font. same principal photo. they did not even mail-merge.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Cozy Wren😂Funny3wcanteen bhaiya gave me extra samosa because i said 'bismillah'. i'm not even muslim i'm a punjabi sikh. he said 'no bismillah no free samosa'. best day of my life.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Brave Hare😂Funny2wi wrote 'unani medicine' on a form. autocorrect changed it to 'unknown medicine'. sir autocorrect, you are not wrong.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Fox😂Funny4wsenior bhaiya called me 'freshie' on day 1. i'm in 4th year. he then asked if i know the wifi password. it had been changed. he called ME the freshie.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Swan😂Funny3wi wrote 'oral hypoglycemic agent' in a viva. sir asked 'oral matlab?'. i said 'by mouth'. he said 'aur tum muh se kya lete ho?'. i said 'roti'. 26/40.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Stag😂Funny1mothe mess uncle recognized my face after 6 months and said 'beta aap to daily aate ho'. i have been to the mess exactly 4 times this semester. uncle, you flatter me.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Bright Deer😂Funny4wpharm-D ka orientation mein dean sir ne bola 'you are the future of healthcare'. we felt motivated for 4 minutes. then he said 'attendance is compulsory'. we felt our age.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Clever Raven😂Funny4wthe pharmacy block lift music is always 'shape of you' by ed sheeran. every. single. day. i have not heard another song in this lift for 2 years.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Kind Tiger😂Funny4wthe placement brochure's cover photo is the main gate. the gate was last painted in 2019. the brochure is from 2026. paint budget went to the new entrance mandap.