@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Deer💬Confession6di told my parents i got a scholarship. i didn't. i used the money they sent for the scholarship fee to buy a guitar. the guitar is in my room. the scholarship isn't.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Honest Otter💬Confession1wroom allotment this year put a btech AI guy next to a BPT physiotherapy girl on the same floor. warden uncle, what are you planning.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Brave Stag💬Confession1wyou sit across me in the mess and always pick the same table by the window. i've memorized which days you come for lunch.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sunny Hare💬Confession1wraat ko 2 baje k room me cricket commentary chal raha tha with full volume. i have a 8 AM class. i have lost the will to file complaints.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Falcon💬Confession1wi go to the deer park every evening at 5:30 PM. i don't go to study. i go to decompress. nobody knows this. now everyone does.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Polite Marten💬Confession1di have been wearing the same lab coat for 3 semesters. it has my name embroidered on it. it is now officially part of my identity. i have considered naming it.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Whale💬Confession1wscholar house bathroom hot water is a myth. it's been a myth for 6 years. someone please file an RTI.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Merry Whale💬Confession3dthe new food truck near gate 2 charges ₹120 for a sandwich that costs ₹40 at the mess. but it's good. i hate that it's good.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Swan💬Confession2dthe library has only 6 copies of the pharmacology textbook and 412 students. the queue for it is longer than the line for Coldplay tickets.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Owl💬Confession3di'm a hamdard phd scholar. my supervisor once used the same paragraph in 4 of his published papers. i have a screenshot. i will never use it. i respect him too much.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Sleepy Whale💬Confession1wi love this campus but the wifi in every building except HIL works like 1995 dial-up. fix this.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Falcon💬Confession2wthe deer in hamdard deer park escaped last week and was found near the pharmacy block eating someone's lab report. only at hamdard.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Lynx💬Confession3wi have been having the same crush since first year. i have never said a single word to her. she doesn't know i exist. this is my confession and my burden.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Quiet Hare💬Confession3wyou take the 7:30 metro from Kalkaji Extension every monday. i take the 7:45. we keep almost making eye contact through the glass. i'm writing this from the next coach.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Falcon💬Confession4wi pretend to understand when professors say 'this is a receptor-mediated endocytosis'. i just nod and write it down. i have never understood it once.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Brave Lynx💬Confession1moi copied a lab record from a senior and turned it in. the senior had written 'i hate this lab' in the margins. professor marked it. didn't say anything. legend.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Gentle Hare💬Confession2wi pretend to study in the library. i actually sit in row D and watch cricket on a 4-inch phone with brightness at 0. i have been doing this for 2 years. my cgpa is 8.4.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Daring Robin💬Confession1momy roommate has been eating my milk bikis for 6 months. i started eating his hide and seek. we've never talked about it. it's a perfect arrangement.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Clever Lynx💬Confession4mopharmacology exam tomorrow. i have revised exactly 47 pages out of 412. the rest are prayers.
@jamia-hamdard-universityAnonymous Clever Falcon💬Confession4mowent into the exam hall confident. came out and realised i wrote about aspirin in a question that asked about paracetamol. didn't realize until the metro home.