@iit-bombayAnonymous Daring Robin💼Placement14hDay 1 of placement season: 'I will only apply for 25 LPA+ SDE roles.' Day 40: 'Please hire me as office plant waterer.'
@iit-bombayAnonymous Polite Marten🛏️Hostel20hHostel room looks like a crime scene 10 minutes before the warden's surprise inspection. Need to know if others feel the same.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Sunny Heron💬Confession16hJust had to get this off my chest: I submit my assignments at 11:59 PM just for the thrill of seeing that green submitted tick mark.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Swift Swan🎉Events17hVolunteering for the technical fest was exhausting but seeing 2000 students cheering in the auditorium was unforgettable.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Merry Otter💼Placement21hUnpopular opinion but HR: 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' Me in my head: 'On a beach with zero Jira tickets.'
@iit-bombayAnonymous Merry Bison☕Campus Tea21hDid anyone else notice that the canteen prices went up by ₹15 for cold coffee with zero increase in cup size?
@iit-bombayAnonymous Bright Otter☕Campus Tea23hDid anyone else notice that the canteen prices went up by ₹15 for cold coffee with zero increase in cup size?
@iit-bombayAnonymous Gentle Hare😂Funny10hProfessor: 'This assignment will take maximum 2 hours.' The assignment: literally demanding a full startup MVP.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Swift Badger💡Advice12hMake friends across departments, not just your branch. It opens up your worldview completely.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Honest Marten💬Confession14hI haven't opened my syllabus once and end-sems start in 4 days. Send help. Only in this campus haha.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Honest Tiger📚Exams14hLate night thought: Writing 4 pages of philosophical essay for a 2-mark question just to make the answer sheet look thick.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Brave Bison💬Confession15hConfession: I pretend to be on an important call whenever I see someone I know in the corridor. Tell me I'm not the only one.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Gentle Otter💬Confession17hI took 4 extra samosas from the mess and hid them in my bag. No regrets.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Sunny Lynx💘Crush19hYou dropped your pen in the exam hall and I picked it up. That was my peak romantic moment of 2026.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Daring Marten☕Campus Tea9hHonestly, Did anyone else notice that the canteen prices went up by ₹15 for cold coffee with zero increase in cup size?
@iit-bombayAnonymous Gentle Lynx💼Placement19hOverheard near the canteen: Day 1 of placement season: 'I will only apply for 25 LPA+ SDE roles.' Day 40: 'Please hire me as office plant waterer.'
@iit-bombayAnonymous Bright Wren🌬️Vent9hCan we all agree that Why do professors treat a 75% attendance rule like a matter of national security when they themselves arrive 20 minutes late?
@iit-bombayAnonymous Polite Stag💬Confession9hConfession: I pretend to be on an important call whenever I see someone I know in the corridor.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Brave Robin📚Exams12hMay the curve be generous and the invigilator be sleepy. Amen.
@iit-bombayAnonymous Daring Stag💘Crush13hSaw someone in the canteen wearing a Studio Ghibli tote bag. Instant crush, but I was too shy to say anything. Tell me I'm not the only one.