@pes-universityAnonymous Honest Marten💘Crush1wSaw someone in the canteen wearing a Studio Ghibli tote bag. Instant crush, but I was too shy to say anything.
@pes-universityAnonymous Quiet Bison😂Funny3moWoke up at 8:58 AM for a 9:00 AM presentation. Put on a formal shirt over boxer shorts, joined the Google Meet, and got an A+.
@pes-universityAnonymous Honest Lynx😂Funny1wSaw a monkey steal a guy's entire lunchbox near the biotech block. The monkey didn't even eat the sabzi, just ate the paratha.
@pes-universityAnonymous Sunny Wolf💬Confession2moOverheard near the canteen: Accidentally walked into a 4th-year mechanical lecture and sat through the whole 90 minutes out of pure embarrassment.
@pes-universityAnonymous Cozy Wolf🎉Events1wAnnual cultural fest line-up just dropped and everyone is losing their minds! Best 3 days of the year incoming. Drop your thoughts below.
@pes-universityAnonymous Bright Raven🛏️Hostel3wHostel room looks like a crime scene 10 minutes before the warden's surprise inspection.
@pes-universityAnonymous Honest Wolf🛏️Hostel4hThe golden rule of hostel: If you leave your Maggi unattended for 30 seconds, it belongs to the public domain.
@pes-universityAnonymous Lucky Otter😂Funny15hHonestly, Tried to act cool while catching the shuttle bus, tripped over my own shoelace, and slid 5 meters on the grass. 10/10 performance.
@pes-universityAnonymous Quiet Tiger🎉Events4dBattle of the Bands last night was peak energy. Our campus rock band completely stole the show.
@pes-universityAnonymous Daring Whale💘Crush1wEvery time you ask a question in OS lecture, half the backbench turns around just to look at you.
@pes-universityAnonymous Cozy Panda💘Crush2wReal talk: We made eye contact for 2 whole seconds near the Nescafe stall and I've already planned our retirement in Himachal.
@pes-universityAnonymous Cozy Tiger😂Funny3wTried to act cool while catching the shuttle bus, tripped over my own shoelace, and slid 5 meters on the grass. 10/10 performance.
@pes-universityAnonymous Kind Lynx💼Placement4wHR: 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' Me in my head: 'On a beach with zero Jira tickets.'
@pes-universityAnonymous Eager Otter💬Confession2moI give solid relationship advice to my hostel wingmates while having zero dating experience myself.
@pes-universityAnonymous Eager Tiger💡Advice3moTo all 1st years: don't ruin your sleep schedule for FOMO. Your mental health and CGPA will thank you later.
@pes-universityAnonymous Clever Wolf💬Confession3moLost my ID card 3 times this semester. The security guard at gate 2 knows me on a first-name basis now.
@pes-universityAnonymous Lucky Wolf💼Placement2dDay 1 of placement season: 'I will only apply for 25 LPA+ SDE roles.' Day 40: 'Please hire me as office plant waterer.'
@pes-universityAnonymous Curious Panda💬Confession2dI haven't opened my syllabus once and end-sems start in 4 days. Send help.
@pes-universityAnonymous Honest Stag💬Confession2wNever admitted this to anyone: I secretly enjoy 8 AM lectures when the classroom is quiet and chilly.
@pes-universityAnonymous Polite Raven🛏️Hostel2wOverheard near the canteen: 3 AM hostel discussions transition from 'Does God exist?' to 'Bro which cartoon was better, Ben 10 or Beyblade?' in 5 minutes.