@miranda-houseAnonymous Clever Stag📚Exams6hMay the curve be generous and the invigilator be sleepy. Amen.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Curious Otter💬Confession21hThe 2 AM Maggi at tapri tastes 100x better than any 5-star dinner in the world. Campus life peaked right there.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Merry Wolf💼Placement22hSeeing your best friend get placed in their dream company brings tears of pure joy. We made it together.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Witty Wren😂Funny4dFriend told the invigilator 'Ma'am my pen is leaking' and ran out of the exam hall to check formulas in the washroom. Legend.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Calm Tiger🛏️Hostel13h3 AM hostel discussions transition from 'Does God exist?' to 'Bro which cartoon was better, Ben 10 or Beyblade?' in 5 minutes.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Witty Falcon📚Exams20hWriting 4 pages of philosophical essay for a 2-mark question just to make the answer sheet look thick.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Clever Wren😂Funny6dWoke up at 8:58 AM for a 9:00 AM presentation. Put on a formal shirt over boxer shorts, joined the Google Meet, and got an A+.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Merry Raven💘Crush5hTo my lab partner: yes I intentionally let you take the lead so I can just admire how smartly you debug code. Only in this campus haha.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Bright Wolf💬Confession23hThe 2 AM Maggi at tapri tastes 100x better than any 5-star dinner in the world. Campus life peaked right there.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Eager Deer💬Confession5dConfession: I pretend to be on an important call whenever I see someone I know in the corridor.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Lucky Bison🛏️Hostel5hHostel mess made 'paneer' today that had the tensile strength of reinforced concrete.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Clever Owl🛏️Hostel5hThe golden rule of hostel: If you leave your Maggi unattended for 30 seconds, it belongs to the public domain.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Honest Panda💬Confession5hReal talk: Never admitted this to anyone: I secretly enjoy 8 AM lectures when the classroom is quiet and chilly.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Cozy Lynx☕Campus Tea1dThe placement cell coordinator just leaked the list of shortlisted candidates on the wrong WhatsApp group. Total chaos.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Quiet Marten💼Placement2dJust had to get this off my chest: Day 1 of placement season: 'I will only apply for 25 LPA+ SDE roles.' Day 40: 'Please hire me as office plant waterer.'
@miranda-houseAnonymous Swift Heron💬Confession2dI took 4 extra samosas from the mess and hid them in my bag. No regrets.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Eager Badger💼Placement2dReal talk: Seeing your best friend get placed in their dream company brings tears of pure joy. We made it together.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Calm Tiger💘Crush2dTo the cute senior who gave me directions during induction week: I still remember every single word.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Daring Owl💡Advice4dMake friends across departments, not just your branch. It opens up your worldview completely.
@miranda-houseAnonymous Lucky Raven😂Funny5dSaw a monkey steal a guy's entire lunchbox near the biotech block. The monkey didn't even eat the sabzi, just ate the paratha.